…if Wednesday play dates are the only day you wear make up and get dressed at a decent time.
…if when someone tells you to give whiskey to a teething/coughing/sick baby to want kind of want to slap them. Just because you did something 30 years ago and we “turned out fine” doesn’t mean it’s a smart idea.
…to have days when you’re certain you don’t want any more children. And days when even though 19+ children is ridiculous, in a way, you totally understand why Michelle Duggar keeps having more and more. The end of the baby days is so bittersweet.
…to be annoyed when family members call your children nicknames that you seriously dislike, even though you call them some pretty cheesy things yourself.
…to love a TV show/movie/book series that you’re totally too old for and/or that the only thing you read these days is People and Facebook. No one has to know.
…to separate yourself from people who cause drama (because for some reason, no matter how old you get, it just doesn’t seem to go away!). I know I, for one, have more than enough stress in my life without it! The only place I like to have drama in my life is on my beloved episodes of The Real Housewives of OC, Beverly Hills, NY, NJ, Miami, ATL…
